Data
The singular of data is anecdote
The plural of anecdote may not be data, but the singular of data is anecdote. xkcd, on statistics in Sports Commentary
Fun
Development
90 percent of the development time
The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time. — Tom Cargill, Ninety–ninety rule - Wikipedia
User experience
A captivating interface
In a world overfilled with stuff, a captivating interface is the perfect consumer good. It packages the very act of consumption as a product. Nicholas Carr, on how we become obsessed with the interface when we're bored by the content. ☝️Guilty
Social Media
Xitter (noun)
An abbreviation of the phrase: "X, formerly known as Twitter". The "X" is pronounced like "sh" as is done for Chinese words. Elon Musk's Xitter, as defined quite well on The Urban Dictionary
Fun
The Internet is the last Wild West this world has
The Internet is the last Wild West this world has. Help us fill it with dick jokes. Daniel O'Brien, Cracked.com
Fun
The internet is mostly cat pictures these days
The internet is mostly cat pictures these days. I remember the good old days when the internet was conspiracy theorists, porn, and DOOM WAD files. QDB: Quote #300893
Design
Designed by committee
A camel is a horse designed by committee. Several attributions, according to Wikipedia