The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

– Richard Prior, 1972, quoted on LOL god

(Source: lolgod.blogspot.com)

The Internet is the last Wild West this world has. Help us fill it with dick jokes.

– Daniel O’Brien, Cracked.com

The internet is mostly cat pictures these days. I remember the good old days when the internet was conspiracy theorists, porn, and DOOM WAD files.

– QDB: Quote #300893