The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.
– Richard Prior, 1972, quoted on LOL god
(Source: lolgod.blogspot.com)
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.
– Richard Prior, 1972, quoted on LOL god
(Source: lolgod.blogspot.com)
The Internet is the last Wild West this world has. Help us fill it with dick jokes.
– Daniel O’Brien, Cracked.com
The internet is mostly cat pictures these days. I remember the good old days when the internet was conspiracy theorists, porn, and DOOM WAD files.
– QDB: Quote #300893