You simply cannot reconcile a mandate to love one’s neighbour, whilst then adding a list of openly bigoted exceptions.

– Matt Gemmell, on the Pope, Morality and Persecution

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

– Richard Prior, 1972, quoted on LOL god

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I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail.

– Stephen Hawking, interviewed in The Guardian, There is no heaven; it’s a fairy story